AWKWARD ZOMBIE

is it just me or are there fewer of us? The oldsters are gone/don't post anymore, and the new guys post once or twice and never again. I've just kinda been existing in a state of Wendy's, sleep and the occasional TF2, so i don't come here nearly as much. I still hate my job by the way, but I've dis...

Omnithea wrote:Caloric energy spent should play at least some part in deciding pay. Somebody hook me up to a bomb calorimeter while I take orders!

Running back and forth between the sink and food preparation areas all day would net me such a huge raise

I don't have much of an occasion to dress up much, so my entire wardrobe consists of t shirts and jeans, with 2 pairs of black dress pants that are part of my work uniform so they smell like fries. Plus what I wore to prom, but I don't count that because I don't think I'm ever going to get the chanc...

Marcato wrote:Awesome, I got my first payche-OH GOSH WHY DID I ONLY MAKE THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. I STARTED A WEEK AND A HALF AGO.

Oh. It's only for the first half week I worked. That's better. There's still hope for me buying a 3DS after all.

You get $300 after half a week, and I get $350 for a week and a half.

Kira wrote:We need turbopunz to make an anal ysis in this asap

Why does it have to be me
or is it because of your...

typo

Dan de Board wrote:I don't know how to tie a tie, so every time I have to (for cosplay or whatevs) I have to go to tie-a-tie.net. I am the worst man.

Every time I have to wear a tie, my mom gets me a clip-on.
I can't tie a tie without looking it up but a fucking clip-on?

Dr. Hienz wrote:

saximaphone wrote:Oh my gosh.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Gabe_Glasses

I... I must have!

Why the hell didn't they add the hair? Seriously, it's even more epic with the hair >_<!

This will have to do.

You're crying over your bells being in a bank and not a bigass pile in which you can roll around?

I got 82,000 bells off of pears today, I am pop flyin' now.

I wish I could have played the Turnip Game this week, but Joan was selling them for 105 bells per turnip and that was way too risky

I don't know whether to celebrate or cry.

If you have to know, there's at least 150 characters, not counting alternate timeline versions of said characters, and at least 4 different methods of romance to ship them in, in a universe where time travel is a thing.

So yes, there's a lot of shipping.

Madican wrote:I don't quite understand why it's such a common thing to push people out of the way in cartoons/anime when the person is usually more than capable of grabbing them and booking it instead of standing there.

He was trying to blast whatever fell on him after he shoved Roll out of the way but couldn't.

Is it a family emergency or something? It was a pool party, so no. However, she didn't ask what the obligations were and simply told me that I couldn't call out, even though i was doing it a full 2 and a half hours before the deadline for calling out. Even if I didn't go, I wouldn't have had a ride...

"I can't come into work today, I have family obligations"
"no, that's not a valid reason, you need to be here on time today, we'll only have 2 closers if you're not"

Haha whatever have fun with your 2 closers, then.

Someone on Facebook is trying to tell me macs are better than PCs and it is 4:45AM and I don't have the energy to tell him why he is wrong.