AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Petah-Petah wrote:

oh ghost trick

why are you the best game

nukem

tea parties

vagina

So I told the guy that I love that I love him.

His reply is equatable to "meh"

well time to go kill myself repeatedly with a spoon

So at E3 there was this viral marketing campaign about a site called http://www.testsubjectsneeded.com This ARG continued and 15 people around 15 cities found packages which unlocked a new site http://survivalcode.com/default.aspx# It's for some new game that no one knows about Geez Did anyone else...

fires

Watergate

the problem is I'm in grand junction, colorado which is sort of a small town and i'm at my grandma's old house and my bedroom is like four feet underground, so the window is like ground level exactly so when i think i feel a spider it's actually a fucking spider so the one that made me really parano...

asshole

physical pain

Hiking is hard work
If you are weak and feeble
Seriously guys

YCobb wrote:Found some records to ruin, one is a hokey old prayer album and the other is Barbra Streisand.
Are they crying yet?

actually this is the best possible way to please them

find some neil gaiman.

Valbrandur wrote:

i am dying from diabeetus

there are so many beetus.

... Listen, Nick... We believe you are old enough to know the truth... You know, there... actually, there isn't any Obama. Think of him as... a symbol. A character created to symbolize good in the world. Love. Family. Sharing. We... didn't think you would know that soon, but... you're growing up, y...