AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And now brother is bitching about how I "ate his sandwich" and so he ate nothing. Bit of background. Mom comes home from work with eight sandwiches. Four people in the family. Two for each person. I am the only one there when she reveals the sandwiches and loads them into the fridge. Before class I ...

Exeres wrote:Drop the class. Drop it now and never look back.

I can't. Required for my AA in Administration of Justice. Just like the 3D Animation class tomorrow is the last one I need for my AA in Computer Graphics and the instructor is just as fail.

((And here's where Eris becomes very useful.)) Alarm bells went off in Eris's head at the sight of a shark fin slicing through the sunset water. And then were immediately suppressed. "Yeah, a shark. Hang on," he said to Coryn and Wyrm. "I'm going to try something." Eris had stopped using his ability...

I hate when a teacher who is not able to be objective about the subject he knows nothing about is running a class.

I signed up for an Introduction to Corrections class not a THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS HORRID AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR WANTING TO BE PART OF IT AAAAAHHHHH class.

The narrator will take the opportunity to espouse on Eris's outfit and looks once more for the benefit of others. And also because he likes to do so. Eris is clad in the most gentlemanly of attire, beginning with the top hat on his head, commencing to a tuxedo and undershirt with tie, moving on to t...

Mr. Mander wrote:WE'RE GETTING TEN METRIC TONS OF SCIENCE UP IN THIS BITCH

ALL APPLIED TO THE MAMMARIES

SORRY BUT THIS IS TEN METRIC TONS OF MATH UP IN THIS BITCH.

THE TALK OF PLANES AND NUMBERS GIVE IT AWAY.

((Going to class for about two or three hours. If you guys move to the shipwreck assume Eris is following.))

"I'm Eric," said Eris, not exactly willing to disclose having a name that bodaciously meant chaos and discord. "And I presume you are Wyrm?" he said to the boy with the shovel.

But that would just allow one set to fit in the depression. To actually decrease the cup size when added, they'd have to be negative. Negabreasts. But wouldn't lyras tiddies being concave count as negatives? Since there would be an indent, Lyra could average around an A cup and Shazza could stay at...

Eris blinked in surprise. Had they really accepted him that easily? Without any questions at all? There wasn't anyone else around that he could see, so apparently yes. "That...sounds fine," said Eris, recollecting himself. ((Assuming Wyrm was addressing Coryn and Eris, because I didn't see either ac...

But that would just allow one set to fit in the depression. To actually decrease the cup size when added, they'd have to be negative. Negabreasts.

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

Syobon wrote:... because you sir, have a twisted mind.

A person who misreads something dirty as something slightly dirtier has a twisted mind? What does that make the person who only studied because they finished masturbating in five minutes, then?

Efficient.

Eris walked out the front door, cane tapping on the ground. He spotted Wyrm easily enough, the only adventurer armed with a shovel. And he was with a girl wearing a purple tunic. That would make it easy to identify her. Perhaps she was one of the other two people who signed up for the sunken ship? E...

Wordsmith wrote:

click the psyduck

What did I just watch.

OOC: Also I'll volunteer Eris for the shipwreck mission plot development Lyrasen.