AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Got the stitches out? Strange. When I had my wisdom teeth pulled I was informed that the sutures would break down as the skin healed, so they wouldn't need to be taken out. Hot liquid would dissolve them though, so I had to stay away from soup and tea.

Alter it into a dress if it's so big.

Suddenly, Richards everywhere.

Domo arigatou Mr. Roboto.

Gonna redo the coloring and then rig it up. If I can figure out how to make video of it then I'm going to have it flailing its limbs with Yakkity Sax in the background.

Nope.

If people start posting again then I'll have more to do with Eris besides "He waits for eons next to the billboard, slowly evolving into a perfect energy being who will outlast even the cosmos themselves until the day they vanish and he creates existence anew with the aid of the time traveling mage ...

Does that mean you have a mod to make Enchanting things yourself not be hell? Or will you be going the Bloat + Ash Yam to Infinity route? Alternatively you know of all the good, easily accessible treasure to pay off enchanters. You'd still need at least a Grand Soulgem with a Golden Saint soul to ma...

He has the Favored Enemy: Wine feat. And a drinking problem to go with it.

A virus of course.

Draw or shop, your choice.

Here lies a man a bit daffy and dotty
He improvised weapons, stabbed by biscotti.

A teenage male pirate with his lips and cheeks torn off so his teeth are always visible. Optional singular skeletal arm.

No Atronach sign means you die when mages look at you funny. Also I find it funny you steal travel lanterns and in my games I always steal pants, but only off corpses. Also Better Bodies, Better Heads. If you need help getting them set up I've done them before. It makes everyone not look like they s...

Gather round children for a tale of bureaucracy and laziness. A young lad had been scheduled to go down to the local Military Entrance Processing Station today to be evaluated by a psychiatrist to prove he did not have ADD, thereby clearing the way to seek a waiver for his sin of improving horrible ...

Oh sure we're squishy and easy to kill. But only if you can catch us. Warriors like you? I dance circles around them all day every day.