AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well you guys already took all the other ones.

But Cafall doesn't explode when princes arrive.

So you're going to introduce them to communism?

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.

A Creeper.

Army Rangers maybe.

Oh found this old thing and I remember my entire family got a chuckle out of it. That's every branch except Coast Guard for reference.

http://texasfred.net/archives/6282

Sorry Smokey but I am of the fire like all redheads.

I've met more jerks from the Marines than I've ever met from Air Force. And since my dad was a Master Sergeant at the Riverside base I had plenty of opportunity to meet Air Force people, even pilots.

I think the stereotype is the Army is full of idiots. I know it's not all true, but it is easier to join the Army than any other branch. To join the Army you need an ASVAB score of 31, so yeah it's the easiest branch. Though when you take into account that Air Force requires 36, Marine 32 (25 if th...

Exeres wrote:OLD.

Boombox is my favorite. A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits, it was disgusting to say the least.

I prefer to think of it as classic.

Explotaro wrote:I work at McDonalds, and, like, the only holiday they close on is Christmas

Same thing with Walmart.

Bad art isn't really "scary." What is creepy is when it's good art but just so completely WTF.

I don't know about whoever you're living with Sandwich, but leaving a computer on and running constantly is a major drain on old wallet when the power bill arrives.

The Lonely Island Lock eyes, from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The clubs the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels ...

I'm fine with zombies in Morrowind and Oblivion because I can hack them to bits or blow them up with magic. Although in this case I beat it to death with my fists.

The fear factor goes way down when you can hurl miniature nuclear blasts around.