AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres is a living depository of tropes.

Otherwise known as TV Tropes Has Ruined His Life.

SPIIIIIINZAKU.

"TAKE THAT VILLAIN."

And somewhat related:

Ame no Akai wrote:So I'm listening to this, and all of a sudden I start crying through sheer nostalgia.

Where the fuck did my childhood even go, man.

It went to the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet and fell in with the wrong crowd. Now it turns tricks on Paheal and /b/.

Head of The Brothel wrote:I do not try to break people's assholes

I'm just a spirit

*sticks princess brothel back in the alcohol cupboard*

Eh, by the time I either upgrade my computer to support it it'll probably be out for Wii U anyways.

After several years when it's not untested anymore because I am unemployed and lack cheddar.

Gonna reserve judgement on the Cafe until I can demo it. I don't buy into hype after the Wii. And I dislike having a tablet in the middle of my controller.

Also good graphics, but no new IP's. Disappointed. Though I wonder if the hardware's good enough, would Bethesda port Skyrim to it?

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

See: Scientists.

Wrong orifice Exeres.

I'm talking about pork ribs.

Dunno what you're thinking.

So sweet, juicy, and tender. Lick it, savor it, and then BITE it. RIP it. TEAR it. CHOMP on it and SHRED it into scraps with your nice sharp teeth.

Still waiting for Skyrim.

Hey what's going on in h--

We need more shooters with unrealistic rag-doll physics.

Half the fun of multiplayer was watching your friend's corpse flailing about as he was blown up.