AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dammit who stole the word swag that I've been seeing it pop up everywhere in a non valuables sense?

Swag, booty, treasure, loot, plunder.

My computer slowdowns say yes.

Jigglypuff is still on the roster because it wrecks the ones who underestimate it.

Rollout and Rest to embarrass your friends at dying to a puffball.

Oy you lot, get back in line. We don't want the targets to know we're coming.

I envy you people who can snowboard. I once managed to get down an entire mountain solely on my booty, backwards the entire way.

Family had a good laugh at that one when I came into view flailing about trying to get up while zooming down the powder.

Exeres wrote:Don't lie. The truth is out. You think all gingers are the same.

We ride in single file to hide our numbers.

Exeres wrote:I have a thing for anime girls that are also gods.

Like Haruhi.

Isn't the current theory that Haruhi isn't the god, but Kyo is?

Ame no Akai wrote:Not really. Look at it this way:

We will outnumber them. Now, next year, or in a decade, but we will outnumber them.

Albert Einstein once said that two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And he wasn't sure about the first.

Gene Simmons is really hard up for gigs huh?

Isaac from Golden Sun. Alternatively Felix.

On a camping trip I've been biking down this really steep and curving incline for the past day, so I knew it pretty well. Where to turn and all that, and it was a one-way road where no one was allowed to park on it so I figured hey pretty safe. Last ride of the day and I go down from the top. Near t...

Auditioned for a writing tournament and got in. Then did Round 1 and submitted, but because my opponent forfeited the judges feel no need to critique or even grade my work because it's not needed. And the only comment I got was one word from someone outside the tournament, "Interesting." Fuck that. ...

I now fully understand the intricacies of existence, and can bend them to my will.

Wait, bent too far. Fuck. Um, okay, play it cool. Just say penguins have always been there.

I am now apparently the exact same person except with a pen that alters its shape and form and can move according to my will. It also allows me to open portals to different worlds, including the fictional ones, and bring my writing to life.

I am okay with this.

I think I remember an achievement you only got when you "defeated" a boss and then got surprise attacked when you turned your back rather than finishing it off.

It was called, "Clever Girl..."