AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Prepare to harvest the lower horn.

Crawfish wrote:Well, I'm up for another few matches tonight to get some more practice in before the tournament.

The Wii has sufficiently cooled off and is in no danger of overheating for the next hour or so.

Put a fan directly facing it. Works for mine.

The Cosmic Luigi wrote:FUCK YOUR LUIGI.

Found a TomTom GPS that allows one to program a route with multiple stops.

First paycheck I get that thing's going in my car. Never again will I have to squint for a house's number or pass by it and have to back up.

I can't even find that funny Exeres because it's all true. Hell you don't even need to be in prison. As long as you have been arrested you are under the care of the state. Although this is somewhat lessened by the fact that prison is a horrible place to live unless the person likes rape, drugs, and ...

"I'm right behind you."

Avengifier wrote:"One day in the future, you will die due to an accident, illness, age, violent act, or suicide."

Joke's on the fortune cookie for the people who have heart attacks.

Only one way to find out.

It's going to be entertaining watching Yahtzee review this one.

I've always gotten the vague fortunes, except for one time when it rather specifically told me I would travel to the moon.

Operation Awesome wrote:Forty whole minutes to oral sex joke.


I'm disappointed in you, AZ.

Sorry I already made quota this month.

Just for the hell of it I ate my fortune cookie without even cracking it open. Paper slip and all.

Why did I do that?

Malum wrote:And the correct from

Hello there.

betrippin wrote:I'd like to thank the academy