AWKWARD ZOMBIE

DOHOHOHOHOHO. Found them. Name: Ana Kitsune Yamanaka Fancyson Age: 15 (June 21 1993) Height: 5 ft 4 Weight: 120 lbs (Human Version) Occupation: Squilliam's and Ayaka's neice, orphaned, teenage octopus, highschool student. Hobbies/Likes: Singing, dancing, hanging out with her friends, texting, making...

Ame no Akai wrote:

Verom wrote:Schoolgirl squidward.

Wait, for real? I thought it was Squidward: Duran Duran Edition.

Technically Squidward's niece if I recall. Lemme find the juicy bits that will scar you mentally.

I like subs best because I can read very fast and won't have to rewind because I misunderstood what someone said. Plus some of them have footnotes to explain a couple things, which I like.

Bluuuuuh. Couldn't find two houses on my route and I, like a dumbass, wasted time trying to find them, meaning the guy who trains the newbies had to pick up some of my slack, which I feel bad about. He said it wasn't a big deal, but I'm on a 90 day probation like all new hires, and after being unemp...

Goddamn Democrats get the fuck out of the California Senate. They just passed a budget that does nothing to actually help the massive debt they created. Delaying the payment of billions, skipping entirely debt repayments, and assigning cheddar they don't have to projects no one wants. Oh and it also...

Ame no Akai wrote:

Madican wrote:On the bright side

Hm hm hm.

You should know by now I like puns.

Stranaton wrote:

Madican wrote:

Water wrote:I'm 6'6"

Come at me bro

Also Betrippin ate entirely too many sweets

I can look you in the eye.

No you can't. the clouds are in the way.

What are you talking about our heads would be above cloud level.

Water wrote:I'm 6'6"

Come at me bro

Also Betrippin ate entirely too many sweets

I can look you in the eye.

I need not listen to an outlander.

I am in House Telvanni.

Where your position is linked to how many higher ranking individuals you can off.

betrippin wrote:Going to meet water and his sister

Ice?

Humplebutts

Gaytherin, where all the gays are in.

I don't like baths. I can't fit into them without my legs rising high out of the water.

So I got a new flashlight. And to test how strong it was when it was still daylight with no darkness, I opted to flash it just briefly into one of my eyes.

On the bright side I know it's really fucking powerful now.