AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both, oh yes they both reached for

The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh yes they both reached for the gun, for the gun."

Best when watched.

Chicago anyone?

Ame no Akai wrote:Like I said before. The fact that these guys can break into all these places doesn't bother me. It's the fact that it's so daisies easy in the first place.

According to security experts, it's always been easy. No one has a truly secure server.

Lemme see if I can find the article.

see, the British had the right idea putting them all there they knew too much this is what happens when you give convicts AN ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT NEARLY EVERY ANIMAL IS DEADLY THERE we probably thought theyd die after a week WE DIDNT KNOW WE DIDNT KOW Well at least they subjugated the indigenou...

Crispy wrote:But Madiiiiii

Glasses are cute~~~

They were nice, but being able to see when I woke up and the ability to not be blinded by random water/steam/condensation is very nice.

Plus I have actual sunglasses, not the weird ones that clip on to the glasses. And I can wear masks for costumes.

No but I went from 20/800 vision to 20/20 in about ten seconds.

I have the power of not needing glasses to see anymore.

After you've had LASIK you wouldn't be.

Bit hard to top a pinpoint laser vaporizing a bit of my eye.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:oh crap oh crap oh crap

everyone, cut the internet access for australian people
we can't have them access more technology, who knows what these savages would do

Don't worry, their own government is on the job.

I had a tsunami in my stomach all day at work and came home and my booty was like the death star and my toilet was alderann "This booty of mine trembles with an awesome POWER! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My love, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO!...

Exeres wrote:Too bad, beard-killer.

So the Stanley Cup goes to Boston, and Vancouver fans simultaneously break one stereotype while enforcing another as they go rioting to the streets.

Apparently there were fatalities during said riot and media is trying to cover it up.

Only Gryffindors matter to the plot. Slytherins are just there for generic bad guys. Everyone else is a name drop.

When we read Macbeth in high school, I turned it into a comedy. And I got all the best parts. We changed every day, so at different points in the play, I was different voices. First, I was the third weird sister. My friend was the first, and he read it in a high-pitched "witch-y" voice. Second was ...

That's what I remember thinking. America at least would definitely have some kind of fighting force with wizards. Hell I can even believe that they would be an actual part of the military. The British Prime Minister knows of wizards, so it stands to reason the President would too.

Y'know, the thing that always bothered me about the HP books was how the Muggles were depicted as completely helpless. I can understand showing the Dead-eaters winning against armed forces, but J.K. just went "lol they're fucked". Also, keeping the magic secret, even when the entire world is threat...

Should I link Concession then?