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I'm willing to overlook that part for more of Black Monday Blues.

Ah deadwinter. The author used to be a part of another forum I hang out on.

Does it matter? You're doing a fine job of spouting bullshit on your own.

okay so think about it like thisif somebody kidnapped your daughter,and was raping and beating her everyday.then you met that guy. do you seriously think that if he shot you in the ankle that would stop you from trying to kill him or hurt him? if so then your a horrible person and should never have...

Oh Cracked contests you so crazy.

The doctor is likely going to be trained in staring at asses so don't worry. Guaranteed he's not going to expect roses and a welcome mat braided from the hair.

Name: Madican
Astrological sign: Taurus
Occupation: Student
Appearance: Red hair, white skin, blue eyes, t-shirt and casual pants. 6'5" and average weight.

More drunk than usual. I mean they made a sport out of taking thick, long poles of wood and throwing them so it goes end over end and lands in a 12 o' clock position.

Now you'd THINK that the Scottish sword dancing would be manly as hell but it's basically prancing about. Manly is when they're throwing telephone poles end over end and hurling rocks. I've come to the conclusion the inventors of these "games" were most definitely drunk for their creation. Same wit...

Democrats tried passing a shitty budget they knew the governor would veto. Reason is because last year the people of California voted in a proposition that would strip their pay for every day the state budget was late, since otherwise it could drag on months past the deadline. Anyways, they thought ...

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:I don't like most black people's ears.

You wanna try that again?

I don't like democrat ears.

I like California State Controller Chiang's ears.

It's funny because crying was once a method of survival that allowed other humans to know you were hurt without revealing it to potential predators.

No idea. He's in university working on an art degree so he fulfills commissions in batches. Right now he's got five to go.

If you want to try contacting him, his e-mail is on the site. Or you can try his dA, though I'm not sure how active he is on that.