AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I remember in junior high there was a kid who played Magic. He let me construct a deck from some of his leftover cards and duel against his prize deck. I barely recall anything about my deck other than it had a red dragon and utilized some of the most annoying gimmicks I've seen in a card game, and ...

Really. Take a look and see what you like.

http://tf2b.com/?id=Author

Every time I consider getting into Magic I have to remind myself that my self-control when it comes to cards is dubious at best. Yu-Gi-Oh! burned huge chunks of my cheddar, as did Pokemon, and between the two Digimon. The artwork is nice to look at though. And maybe someday when I have a stable sour...

I was thinking more, "YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS."

Gloves of Urgently Running dropped. Just missing a Mantread to make Ali Baba's Booties.

That article Kev linked also talked about how some people do it in a textmode using offline training.

I've yet to see someone idling in a real game.

It's not FPS that's the problem, it's the Looping Sound Crash.

Then you tense up again when you realize they might kill you any second.

Because dolphins are assholes, not friends.

TF2 keeps crashing. Can't seem to play anything fun for long on this nine-year old machine.

Huh. So this is how people get a ton of items then.

I have no idea. Thought you had to be playing to get them.

Just traded Mantreads to a friend for Shimmering Screen and Half-Zatoichi.

Time to go piss off the Medics and everyone else in the team spawn.

Crafted together a Grimm Hatte and Texas Ten Gallon on a whim.

Got a Sight For Sore Eyes. Akoogly Eyes rises!

Fell asleep at my desk after work with TF2 open. I disconnect and suddenly a shower of items, including Syndey Sleeper and Winger.

I am okay with this.

This'd be a fun thing to do.