AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Clever, but you can't catch me.

Just stay away from people named Humbert.

Don't worry, I know his weakness.

Facebook is like voodoo. It only works if you have a piece of the victim. And an avatar don't cut it.

At least he didn't put a bun in your oven. That'd burn your house down if you didn't know it was on.

To be free of the ring you must cast it into the fires of Mt. Doom.

I can only pick one example at a time for comparisons.

Burgers are technically sandwiches in the same way penguins are technically birds.

That is a hamburger not a sandwich. DOESN'T COUNT.

Well this topic exploded.

Wonder if the same requirements would apply for karate considering that's the art designed to fight weapons.

I don't drink because the idea of losing my self-control is terrifying. Same reason for drugs. Anything that can put me in the backseat of my own mind.

Edit: I am getting all kinds of stupid page gets lately.

Doing a two-year stint at the local community college while I try to figure out what the fuck I want to do. Just get all your general education stuff done in CC. English, Math, Science, etc. Dabble in some classes that interest you until you find something you want to stick with. Doing the GE stuff...