AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Big Cheese wrote:

Madican wrote:to know what to do in case of theft.

Not blame the victim?????

Which I didn't do. I was speaking for myself, not everyone.

Little harder to know the age of the person behind the post than it is to know what to do in case of theft.

I like how you used olive oil with an artery quip and then proceeded to use teriyaki AND soy sauce, both high in sodium.

This comic's alright, but when it gets the good ones, they're really good.

SUDDENLY, TEN MILLION CHINESE MOTHERS FLYING HERE TO GIVE BIRTH AND FLY BACK ONCE THEY HAVE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN IN HANDS THEY CAN USE TO GET A GREEN CARD. OH WAIT. You don't need to do all that to get a green card. True. But it's the easiest. that kid now has all the rights of an American citizen (...

What Trygve said. Why are you just letting it stand? Fifty dollars is quite a lot of cheddar, and if it were me I would be mercilessly informing the parents of it.

And then I would get a second wallet and booby trap it with something like indelible ink on the inside to find the culprit.

Guyperson wrote:One last thing, what is Ping? Sometimes it keeps saying I keep using excesive Ping and gives a warning, other times nothing, what is it?

The amount of time it takes for data to travel from your computer to the server. Higher ping means more lag and lower ping means less.

Debating whether to play today or wait to see if there's going to be another Grocket update for another class, since the item drops reset today.

Camera found and pictures taken.

...Looking for USB cable.

SUDDENLY,

TEN MILLION CHINESE MOTHERS FLYING HERE TO GIVE BIRTH AND FLY BACK ONCE THEY HAVE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN IN HANDS THEY CAN USE TO GET A GREEN CARD.

OH WAIT.

That seems a lot more elaborate than any virus I've ever seen. Would seem more likely if you had rustled off a computer programmer, but other than that.

Exactly.

Manga.

Sorry, but entering a country without permission is trespassing. We once had open borders with Canada, but not anymore.