AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Unboxed a crate. Got a Strange Revolver.

"Get me pictures! Pictures of the orgy!"

http://i54.tinypic.com/e19api.jpg You're fired! http://i.imgur.com/TIuXL.jpg Who the fuck are you? Imposter! http://i54.tinypic.com/e19api.jpg Imposter? What is this? Your fired! http://i.imgur.com/TIuXL.jpg "My fired what? An imposter should at least know how to spell! You're fired!"

Captain_Nick wrote:

You're fired!

Who the fuck are you? Imposter!

Everyone knows Yugi's power comes from his leather shoes, not pants.

I have the most boring signature.

Yeah, get in the habit of drinking water real fast. No soda replacing it, they dehydrate you. Only have soda when you're hydrated.

Buckle up boys and girls, you're finding out how horrible heat can be.

So apparently the US is experiencing what So Cal has felt every single summer.

Exeres how is your Nuzlocke going?

And George wonders why we keep associating him with certain things.

How the hell are you back? Didn't you get a permaban for ban evasion and talking back to a mod?

It is so disappointing going to the blades area of Renn. fairs and other places to see canes, getting your hopes up, then finding out there are no blades attached to the canes. But they're hollow and blade-shaped, so you know what they were destined to be.

That's what happens when you don't use the condom.

California it is illegal to carry any kind of knife or dirk on your person or in your car.

However, it is perfectly legal to own and carry a sword or axe in public. Just stay away from federal buildings.