AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Exeres wrote:Someone keep an eye out for Kiyske.

Movement sighted off the bow.

Gee Joshua do you think you can blatantly scream the fact you're an evil bastard who will probably backstab me any louder? I mean creepiness check, knowing more than you should check, not obeying the rules of the game check, and just being a plain old asshole check. I WILL LOVELY BEAM YOU IN THE FACE.

Sandwich Monster wrote:

This is what happens when a Bard critically fails a buff.

Today I found out the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket lives about twenty minutes away from me.

Co-op is only fun when you can both fuck over your partner and the consequences of doing so are light enough where it's still fun.

Who even uses the whole word anymore. All I ever see is phone.

Kira87 wrote:
look what I found Sandwich

Crossing swords.

Fightin' some Noise, fightin' some Noise, fightin' some Noise. Okay mission complete and now...to meet the chef reaper for some reason. What's this? You summon one Noise? I shall kill it de--OH GOD IT'S TEARING OUT MY SPLEEN. *five reloads later, finally switch up the pins because DRAW A CIRCLE PINS...

Those soulless eyes. At least the new boners look like they're not mindless automatons.

Good God, man. Your legs are as pale as your hair in that picture. The wild Spoony's winter coat baffles nature experts, due to the fact that it is never actually used. All observed subjects have seen fit to conceal the natural winter camouflage with all manner of gaudy outfits that draw attention ...

gryewolf wrote:SHIT SPOONY HAS GONE mAD WITH POWER!
Impeach.

I see no change.

Times change, life goes on.

Okay, so they won't be the bitchinest. That one takes the cake. Haha, I was going to make it a joke that I'd make little candle replicas of people that AZers don't like. Then they could light them on fire and watch them slowly melt. Sloth helped come up with that one. But anyway, I was considering ...

Mr. Mander wrote:You neglected to mention that both of the main characters are underage you sick bastard

Eh it's misdirection. Like promising someone huge tits and you link them oversized birds.