AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hey, I decimated teams as pyro! They were horribly bad teams, but they were teams!

Okay, so Axetinguisher is your problem? It's a melee weapon. And what do we do with people using melee weapons? We shoot them while running backwards away from them. That works with every class aside maybe the Heavy, but his damage output at that range is high enough to kill a Pyro in less than a se...

Shaun explained it further in an optional scene when you leave the animus to dick around and read e-mail. Haytham's father (assassin) and the guy you meet up with at the theatre in the beginning (Templar) used to have some kind of professional rivalry going or something, in that they didn't actively...

So it just got revealed that Haytham is a templar. Which I already knew because I got spoilered ages ago. But is it just me or does no one in the game make a big deal about it even though it feels like it was supposed to be a big reveal? Desmond is just like "What?" And after that it's all yeah yeah...

Gesundheit.

Electrode is the fastest pokemon (apart from Speed Deoxys).

Missile is master race pomeranian.

I want Panchum and Helioptile (was that his name?). And Fennekin obvs. Maybe Gogoat if Grass wasn't such a shitty type.

Mete wrote:

Oh baby, I'll show you what x1,2 = -p/2 +- sqrt((p/2)² - q) means if you know what I mean~~

I'm talking with Benjamin Franklin about sex. How cool is that?

If you could split them in "needs equipment" and "does not need equipment" that would be fabulous.

-Mewtwo has two new formes, not just one. Both are activated via items. I'm guessing one item will be the 'X Gene' (feminine form) and the other will be the 'Y Gene' (masculine form). Would explain why MewtwoX got a female voice actor in the movie. What if a Pokemon's speed stat determined how fast...

Wait, what? Does she have breast cancer?

Well the rule said exclusively female, so... Ladies and GentleYoshis, our winner is BlitzWalrus, who, despite always having to go first in a round, managed to overcome all odds and win this game thanks to a certain dinosaur species with confusing gender and sexual organs. You may facebattle the bride.

Polandball.