AWKWARD ZOMBIE

But... but it's a bullet hell game. I-isn't it? What does a sword even do there.

Go for it, Daves rule.

A Steel/Ghost living Sword Pokemon.
How can you not like this?

My PS2 still works fine so unless there's more incentive to buy this than slightly prettier graphics, achievements and a "I win" button that I won't use, I don't really want it.

As you've already said, in chess, most of the different combinations will never occur with people who know what they're doing. But with the cards, shuffling is an act of randomness so I don't really know why you put that in there as an example of not randomness. It's not entirely random, since a per...

Final Fantasy VII now available on steam.

I didn't even know there was a biggoron sword in the oracle games.

You do both. then how had i never seen the arm part?? Dunno. Watch This starting from the 6 minute mark and the 2 videos following and see if anything looks familiar. You can go fly somewhere else after fighting the arms too, so maybe you husband did that part and you didn't know. Witcher: Somehow ...

You do both.

Just. NO.
Who the hell had the idea to lock you in fucking place in fights just so the animation looks better.
I want to get out of the fucking way of his slow as fuck hits but Geralt doesn't move an inch.
Hell this game came out in 2008, games from 2000 did this better than this game.

I don't even know how to roll. He does some pirouettes in group style but that's it.
And in the fist fight in the inn you're freaking locked in position right in front of the guy.

I have it on the lowest difficulty of the FCR which is hard.

Yeah. I just started and died multiple times at the Barghests in the beginning of chapter 1 until the chick took care of most of them for me.
Now I'm in the inn and can't even beat the fat guy in the fistfight for cheddar.

The Witcher has atrocious gameplay at times.

Clobbering Coldbloods.