AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sex has become more of a social thing since we learned how to hack the system of natural selection. In fact, it's become such a social thing that it's more of a joke than anything else. I'd say "women will feel worry when there's no men to have sex with!" but you can just take a look in any sex sho...

A lot of companions are underdeveloped. Since the beginning. Tell me something about Susan, Ian, Barbara. What about Rose? Her defining characteristic was having the hots for the 10th Doctor. Donna is the only one I can think of off the top of my head where you know a lot about her. Why? Cause she h...

He put de trumpets in de water routes
he surfed through all of them

If you have any questions, that's what we have our homework thread for. Somewhere. We'd help you out bro.

Apparently the shiny Fennekin was fake. Fuck.
I seriously hope the real one is not just a darker shade of orange.

I'll probably soft reset my game until I get a shiny starter when X arrives.

If it's overheating it will usually completely turn off automatically, to avoid damage. But you say only the screen goes black?

John knows what's up.

As if I needed more reason for getting Fennekin.

My grandparents are standing behind me. I'm unsure if I should click that link.

According to a friend who went to Gamescom, Mario Kart 8 is, and I quote:

The phattest shit imaginable and a must buy.

Crisp, The Mole, Warden was "accidentally" stabbed to death last night.

DAY 4

With 12 alive it takes 7 votes to put someone behind bars...
More bars, that is.

TheStranger wrote: Neither does Master Roshi, but the guy can bench press a semi truck. Once you go past a 100, youre basically Superman.

Yeah but Master Roshi is a master of martial arts who invented the Kamehameha.
Yajirobi is just a fat guy with a sword.
OR SO I THOUGHT.

Mete wrote:

TheStranger wrote:You think you got it bad? Mete is like Yajirobe

His power level during the battle against Vegeta is 970.

huh.

Seriously? Don't normal people have like... 5? Yajirobi doesn't look like he has the strength of 200 men.

I can't believe how lucky Northernlion gets all the time in Binding of Isaac. It's infuriating when he regularly gets stuff that makes getting through the game a breeze when I get useful stuff maybe every 5 times I play, even with the D6.