AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So when is the next end of the world scheduled?

The URL doesn't link directly to the picture but to the page that shows the picture.

This is a fake, don't worry

I KNEW IT

Aaaugh I hate phone calls. I'd rather not have a phone at all.

Oh hey, I knew I could wiggle my ears, but I never tried to wiggle only one at a time. it's a muscle attached to part of your jaw that moves when you smile and sometimes when you clench your teeth. it runs from the corner of your jawline up into the side of your head. so if you can feel it move, you...

I was told my signature is to tall, how can i shrink it down? Some image hosting sites let you resize images, but you can expect them to ruin gifs. I'll shrink it for you later if nobody else does it in the meantime. edit: There you go. No resizing needed, I cropped the bottom since it wasn't very ...

Whoops I fail at anatomy

If I'm not mistaken, I think all ribs are originally attached to the sternum via cartilage, and said cartilage turns into bone as we grow up. Maybe yours stayed flexible somehow?
Also does your sternum move from side to side when you do that, or does it stay in the middle of your chest?

I do not have what it takes to draw a beard and I fear a failed attempt would bring the anger of the Beard God upon me.

"Obnosim why are you editing avatars at 1AM?"

So the pope owns the largest collection of guns ever? Good to know.

Mete wrote:Smalltime.

Yeah I know, but yesterday I could still see the grass. We're going to have more snow in January, but it won't be as pretty.