AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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directed by J. J. Abrams

Woke up at 2, 2:30, 30, 3:30, 4, 4:25, 5:25 and 5:50 AM, left home at 6:40 to be at work at 7. Usually I'm back home by 5:30 PM, but today we had to cut open half of the road and dig a 10' deep trench and we couldn't leave it like that until we do the other half tomorrow so we had to stay and fill i...

More a nervous wreck than sad I wrote an email to my sister asking her if she knew when my mother would not be home so I could go pick up some textbooks I left there last year. She replied that we should be able to meet without anything bad happening. I replied that the one time she talked to me in ...

So mad I'm actually contemplating being honest the next time someone asks how I'm doing.

It depends. Homemade fries don't go well with it and crinkle cut ones are not the best because of the surface/volume ratio, but regular ones are just fine. Also cheese curds change everything. Some people and places replace the gravy with spaghetti sauce and call it an Italian poutine. There is a po...

Of course the only way to end this actually pretty good day was to fall down the stairs face first and get a 5" tear on my leg.

Conclusion to the addendum in my last rustled Off post. Just after the guy asked me for the keys, my new friend told me we could spend the evening together, and he lives close to the other guy, so I dropped the keys in his mailbox on my way to my friend's house, along with a note telling him I never...

So last year I was forced to buy a $2000 Macbook to get into Shithead University, and when I quit the IT guy in charge of that scam told me to contact him if I couldn't find some poor soul to sell that useless piece of junk to so he could find me a new innocent victim within the upcoming year's batc...

Yesterday felt like the middle of October, that was great.

Today at work I had to drive two different pickups on two different highways and nobody died.

I'm sick of tech blogs and such gloating about how "desktop computing is dead" and how we are now entering the "post-PC era" and deeming obsolete anything that is not an unholy amalgamation of PC and touch UIs. Do they seriously think people who actually get shit done or like to play real games will...

A huge thunderstorm that has been building up for the last two weeks is finally happening. Lightnings struck less than 200m from my house twice just moments ago.

My father got mad at me because I decided to stop seeing the therapist who treated me like a freak. Just as I knew he would. I told him he only wanted me to see one because he thinks not knowing exactly what I want to do with my life requires psychiatric help. He answered that such a behavior (i.e. ...