AWKWARD ZOMBIE

First of all, fuck yeah Noles. Now this Alabama/Auburn game is tense. Auburn managed to score first, but it feels like each mistake they make could end up giving Alabama a touchdown. EDIT: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING GAME. SHIT HAS BEEN REAL FOR THE PAST HOUR I AM EXHAUSTED. EDIT 2: HOLY FUCKIN...

Baja Blast is just Mountan Dew mixed with blue Powerade. Equal parts.

Like a Team Magma/Aqua situation where you can join one group, with the caveat that neither is actually as dumb as Team Magma or Aqua?

Season 2 of Nuka Break is out.

Metal Gear What.

THESE ARE MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS.

Why is McDonald's ketchup so good, I don't understand it.

My laptop somehow got infected with a particularly nasty virus last night that keeps the entire computer from loading until it pretends to check my system for problems that I then need to buy something to fix. After resetting it a dozen times I gave up and went to sleep. This morning I turned on my ...

Is this going to turn into another one of those idiotic food comparison things where we all pretend our own personal preferences are the be-all-and-end-all of fine cuisine?

Because if so, YOU FUCKERS KNOW HEINZ 57 IS KING KETCHUP.

X3CHAOS IS NOT A BOT.

Just so y'all know.

I never realized before just how much Mike Tomlin looks like Omar Epps.

The Whataburger in my town had pagers when it first opened, but people started stealing them (fucking WHY) so they give people the little plastic number markers now.

Had to go to Wal-Mart for dog food after dinner at Grandma's, completely forgetting about the Black Friday clusterfuck that awaited us. The parking lot was full so my brother and I went in while my stepdad drove around and waited for us. At some point in his meandering, he came across a family with ...