AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Got everything I needed and wanted. Power tools for work, a 2DS and some games, a TracFone, new Game of Thrones and PANK Floyd shirts, a mess of gift cards, and of course straight cash from the grandfolks. Drank eggnog, ate roast, played Risk, had a good time.

I have to work tomorrow.

Played my uncle's copy of COD: Ghosts, and I had more fun with it than I have with any other recent COD games.

I just know if I get my own and start playing, it'll turn into shit city.

Got almost all of my wrapping done, at least the stuff I need by tomorrow. The rest is going to my dad's this weekend.

Also, on a general note, today was just a fine day.

Who the fuck gave me a weeaboo vote.

There's hotels and other establishments around the world dedicated to selling love.

I was referring more to the myriad mechanical misfortunes, but I suppose she would be rather exhausted by now.

She's almost twenty, by the way. Not sure exactly what month should count for a vehicle's "birthday", but I'm declaring it to be April 16.

My truck hit 200,000 miles today.

If she were a horse I'd have shot her years ago.

He's insane. The way he sees it, he is so righteous and pure that he is above such influence.

I do, however, want an official explanation for why someone so obviously evil is allowed to remain a paladin.

Kore's ridiculous standards make everyone evil. He killed a dwarven child because it had been kidnapped/adopted by an orc. I assume he'll kill Minmax and Forgath for even coming in contact with the goblins. Sidenote: That is the stupidest puzzle I've ever seen. The only way I see it being any sort o...

Liraxus wrote:If that's a weekly thing than jesus h. christ where does he find time for that much detail.

Weekly hahaha I wish. Tracy Butler, and she's busy with other legitimate work projects, including video game art, so the comic doesn't get updated often. I think it's been months since the last one.

Yo Great Handsome Oppressor, are you gonna post the vote amounts like Tales did every year?

If my stepdad tries to use my relationship with my father to extort labor out of me again, we're gonna have a serious fucking problem. That ignorant fuck has no idea what dynamic our family has had over the years and needs to learn how to shut his mouth.

TWO PAGES.

I'LL TAKE IT.

Dragons can be dinosaurs.