AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I wonder if you're getting the same jetstream dip that we had over here last week.

I'd like to point out that Toma is completely ignoring the fight. He knows that Elka is not going to have any problem dealing with the corrupt guard. Corrupt guard's remark in panel one is making me wonder, though. I have an idea, and there's so little evidence supporting it that I'll keep it to mys...

Truck died yesterday while I was driving it. Everything just completely shut off, the battery was dead. I happened to be driving by my dad's when it happened so I had just enough momentum to roll it into his driveway. Thus began the diagnosis process. 1) Dead battery and alternator. The battery was ...

YCobb wrote:I forgot to give my friend his Christmas present and now it would be weird to give it to him so I'm probably just going to keep it.

This is how I'm now sitting on a $50 Amazon card.

Blitz Walrus wrote:

Nachalnik wrote:baby's first misandry

If i put quotes in my sig I wold totally grab this.


Also, has any here eaten at Panera Bread?

Panera very good. Make many good sandwich yes.

The more I hear about Jurassic World, the upcoming Jurassic Park sequel, the less I like about it.

Jack Horner suggested that the main "enemy" dinosaur was going to be something new and terrifying so I guess there's that. I hope being in development for over a decade hasn't completely ruined it.

I forgot a LOT of great stories, but alas, I can only fit so many.

Yeah, I've never played a game with a compelling story before.

Waking up to temperatures in the teens is fucked. This is Florida, d a mn it, I know I was a bit pissy about the summer heat but this is just not funny. Also, listening to the conservative talk radio lineup say, every single day this week, that the cold temperatures are the final nail in the coffin ...

Because the game you're describing would cost a truly colossal amount of cheddar to produce with no guarantee that the investors/creators/publishers would ever see a dime in return.

Madican wrote:Mete is that first picture from Long Live the Queen?

DayZ, if I remember right.

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This is me playing GTA V. What is it about Los Santos that keeps me from surviving a single fucking fender-bender?

Even though you've just proven that a lack of set-up won't keep you from telling a joke?

BCS kickoff is in half an hour. Get hyped, unless you're an Alabama fan, in which case you are hereby invited to cry into my stein for the next four hours. EDIT: Well, that's it. The BCS is dead and gone forever. The jackass commentators can go fuck themselves, that was NOT one of the greatest champ...