AWKWARD ZOMBIE

If only the truck had defrost. It's not that it's old, but the previous owner broke pretty much everything. No A/C or heating.

Okay I might have to make an apology to the people I was bitching about a couple days ago. All of the roads are covered in ice. I don't know if it actually bodaciously snowed last night, but if it didn't then the morning dew has frozen solid. My truck was stuck shut and without a scraper I had to us...

Snort coke.

Excuse me, I happen to have a lot of experience in not being smart.

Due to the possibility of snow, and the much more likely possibility of simply poor driving conditions, we're not going into work tomorrow until 9, so I get some extra sleep tonight. Also, a coworker of Mom's is over with her Basset hound. She's old but keeping my two younger dogs on their toes. Aur...

Dad just used whatever was available. Belt, plank, palm of his hand, whatever.

Weather reports are saying that it's going to snow in Alabama, and some of it MIGHT sneak its way down here to us in Florida. 1 to 3 inches, if at all. Fucking people are packed in Wal-Mart like a goddamn hurricane is on the way and the governer is calling for a two-week tax holiday on emergency sup...

Shed construction pictures? Shed construction pictures. http://i.imgur.com/MkII4ST.jpg If you squint, you can see me within the structure directing my uncle on the ladder. Stepdad is outside doing what he does best. http://i.imgur.com/PSWxlZO.jpg And now it's pretty much done. We didn't actually get...

Today I got to pull six houses' worth of main power cable.

I'm typing this on my new Kindle Fire HDX.

The fucking auto-type thing is guessing what words I'm going to use next, this is hilarious.

New Kindle was in town today, it should be here tomorrow.

Kreiger's voice got his name on the intro.

And it only took five years.

FUCKING. COUGAR. Apparently Rockstar decided to bring the most frustrating thing from RDR to this game. Goddamn cat started a death streak for Trevor. Number one was the fatal wildlife encounter. Number two was a shootout at a bar he owned, foolishly entered at half health with no armor and no cover...

Maybe Annie's connection with the Ether is showing her what it really looks like. You know how colorful, flowing, and symbolic everything looks when we go Ethernet surfing. Also, this is a funny reversal of the first time they did that sci-fi roleplay thing, where the kids were all into it except An...

Go look at the Goblins update clock thing.

I hate you so much, Thunt.