AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's less like a fundraiser, more like extortion.

Throw it in a pot. Add some broth, a potato, and baby, you've got a stew going.

Soooooooo many "Broncos were high" jokes at work tomorrow, I can already tell.

Would you believe that it was?

Really though I don't understand how so many uncommon dinosaurs could be featured and then such a stupid mistake happens.

I'm playing some Jurassic Park game on this Kindle, one of those Facebook-type pay-to-win things. It's got a whole fucking list of obscure and unusual dinosaurs to make, it's giving me a serious paleontology boner. But further on down the line I see an entry for a Brontosaurus. A fucking Brontosaurus.

Is the next course Secretive Algebra?

I've got a date with the dentist.

I think Kingdoms of Amalur could have been called a Fable sequel and no one would have noticed.

Nerf Kore.

Hahaha I wonder if I even have a cabled controller.

Looks like an unamused taxi driver replacing a tire while a bunch of idiot tourists want a photo.

I'll change my avatar when I'm not figuratively snowed in.

I need to change my pants after watching a gameplay trailer of Strike Vector. I also need to figure out how to get a console controller attached to my laptop because there is no way I could play a game like this with mouse and keyboard.

Yeah, that's (part of) the joke. People take the Mr. Darcy comic and turn it into fan fiction parodies of all sorts of other things.

Hell, there's one featuring an AZ forum member.

I'm not 100% satisfied with any of the radio stations in GTA V. I wish I could make my own.