AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Unless he got some sort of XP bonus for helping to get the dungeon door puzzle unlocked, I don't understand how Forgath can just level up in the middle of combat.

I'm currently surrounded by Eglin AFB, where you at?

Aside from a hiccup with the Olympic rings presentation, everything has been pretty smooth so far. They've got over a hundred projectors putting a screen on the floor that actors and dancers are performing on, acting out Russian history. It's actually kind of cool.

This opening ceremony is blowing my mind.

Sometimes I worry about living on the borders of an enormous Air Force base.

Last week I noticed an odd bump on my forearm. It seems to be a soft, movable lump under the skin. After some research I've decided that it's most likely a lipoma; basically a benign tumor made of fat tissue. Apparently it's fairly common and entirely harmless. It doesn't hurt and it's effectively i...

Mom's coworker will probably get in trouble soon for posting work drama bullshit on Facebook.

I loudly hinted to her that it's pretty fucking normal and she should learn from her friend's case.

And of course she decided to exacerbate the situation instead of display any kind of maturity.

I laughed and then I cried.

If you find it excusable to mistake a chimpanzee for a human, then of course it counts.