AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Is this a joke or a math problem?

A-10s are doing maneuvers over the bay for some reason and they're passing pretty closely over my house. I guessed what they were from the sound of the engines whistling but the clouds broke enough that I could see one.

I love living next to an air base.

Please tell me someone else here is watching the Following, because oh MAN the last few episodes have been saving it for me. I liked it at first but it got old fast. Now it's picking up and getting much more interesting.

One of our older cats has developed an allergy to fleas.

So, that's something, right there.

It's German so I'm finding it difficult to disbelieve that this is a real working thing.

Yes, for reasons that are unclear to me.

I don't know what the next test is anyway.

You have passed the test of intelligence.

Next is the test of endurance.

All you have to do is defeat my seven evil exes.

Unacceptable.

You are my rival. This is a decision I made three seconds ago. You must surpass me OR I WILL CONQUER THE FORUM.

I'll be surprised if it gets to a point where Sette and Stockyard can have any sort of conversation. I'm picturing all of the players in this ridiculous play converging at once in an incredibly confusing free-for-all.

So Thunt had a nervous breakdown I guess. He's too busy beating himself up over it to elaborate, but it's good to hear that no one's dead or anything.

I just remembered something from yesterday at work. A new guy was helping me pull the heavy wires through the house. While I'm puzzling out the best route to take through the rafters, out of nowhere he asks me if I play Magic. I just... I didn't have a response for that other than to focus on the job.

Came home from work to find my folks out of the house. I called them to see what was up and heard my mother talking. Apparently she thought she hit an "ignore" button or whatever but it answered the phone so I could hear her laughing with some other people about how I'm probably calling just to ask ...

It only makes mine worse, since the pain was from laughing.