AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Become a mod, then you can change your own name.

Clones don't have souls, everyone knows that.

I saw a Google Streetview car yesterday.

Today's xkcd is interactive.

Brief conversation about HIMYM led to this:

"I heard Cobie Smulders is gonna be in the new Captain America movie."

"I'd hope so, she was in the Avengers."

"Yeah, barely."

"...Did you watch the Avengers?"

"No."

I was born.

It can never be undone.

MY DREAMS DO NOT SUBMIT TO YOUR FILTHY LOGIC.

Need Runes4 wrote:Hey OA

IS THIS REAL AND CAN I INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

The second, then the first. Weird, I know, but that's how TNT aired them.

Watched half of the Pirates movie series and mowed a lawn and a half.

You think I'd know by now to stay away from the comments at the bottom.

Blitz Walrus wrote:

Exeres wrote:A-10s

the most beautiful birds.

Aesthetically they're booty ugly, but functionally they are works of art. The GAU-8 cannon that the plane is built around is so powerful that if it fired for a few seconds straight, the plane would stall.

I was super fucking excited to learn today that HELLYEAH is coming to town in a month. But then in the ensuing investigation I found that the lineup changed last month. The bassist, Bob Zilla, was replaced and the lead guitarist, Greg Tribbett, is just gone. Greg Tribbett, formerly of Mudvayne, 1/3 ...

Felt like a hurricane blew through the area today. Power got knocked out at a bunch of places, including work. Didn't keep me from doing my job, it was more annoying than anything, but having to go do stuff outside in cold, heavy wind and rain just fucking sucks.

I survived getting my wisdom teeth removed. Here's hoping you don't get a dry socket. Talked to an Allstate agent at work today and got an insurance plan through the company. I'm set up with some very good life, cancer, accident, eye, and dental insurance all for a little over $20 out of each paych...