AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Galactic Senate operates more like the United Nations than a single entity. Each planet has its own government, in Alderaan's case a constitutional monarchy, and only has diplomatic senators to represent their interests in the Republic as a whole.

And the other 10% spend the entire time winking and grinning at each other.

I harpooned a white whale.

Arrrrrrrrr.

It's amazing what we're capable of when our bodies betray us.

You're teaching a lesson? My practicum was observation-only. If I had had to actually talk to the class I might have just gone into full self-defense mode.

It's an underappreciated gimmick.

It's a slow start, as is the booty Creed tradition. And Ubisoft just refuses to let the (as I see it) unnecessary "present-future" plot thread go. But once I got my hands on a ship and started doing dome real piratey stuff, I was having so much fun I completely lost track of time.

Black Flag is cool. They took the only thing I liked about ACIII and built the whole game around it. I'm pretty sure that's what everyone says but I just picked the game up so y'all can suffer through a little late-to-the-party redundancy.

Fantasy novel cliché checklist

I was feeling pretty good, saying no to each entry. Until, of course, I started hitting a few that were just a bit too close for comfort.

"N... NO SHUT UP YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW ME."

I like how number 7 still incurs a penalty. You aren't getting off that easy.

I was playing Arkham City and I realized I hadn't seen The Dark Knight Rises yet so I did just that and it goes without saying that I liked it. I'm not too familiar with whatever several Batman continuities there may be but the portrayals of Talia and Bane were certainly different from the game. I ...

Couple of days probably wouldn't disrupt it too much, but if it's still very young then make sure you can find its mother.

It might be better off if you keep it. I'm not 100% on the specifics, but it might be less capable of taking care of itself after you nurse it back to health. Consult a wildlife expert before you make a decision.