AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Headache I've had all day is still going strong, even after repeated doses of ibuprofen. It feels like there's something sticking out of the top of my head and reaching right behind my eye. Can't concentrate on anything and I feel nauseous and exhausted, but I haven't done anything. Think I might go...

Hey, VGCats just updated, you should check that out.

Finally saw Fargo.

I like Fargo.

I like it a lot.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

We have stumbled into a goddamn Disney musical.

Also, that last page scared me stupid.

I cut another power line with the posthole digger. This time it was a street lamp. They've gotta stop installing those things before there's even any houses in the fucking area.

Speaking of the eclipse, I don't think there was a single program on the conservative talk radio line-up today that didn't talk about the blood moon and doomsday prophecies in close conjunction.

You thought winter was over?



HA HA HA FUCK YOU.

Well feel free to explain it to us fucking plebians.

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE.

Unless the joke is simply, "that's not how music works," I don't get it.

They're just... walking right in the front door like it ain't no thing.

I see a bad moon rising.

Not just fan fiction, CANON fan fiction.