AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Dragon Age 2 was meh, Origins is awesome. Would have been better if you found the ultimate edition, but I'm sure you can get all the DLC fairly cheap.

Eat the fairy to gain a heart.

You do know there's only one tube leading to both of them, and only one muscle controlling the whole operation, right?

I don't get it.

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I've already downloaded about 128GB of RAM, I'm set for now.

I think I have made it perfectly clear that I don't know how computers work.

It's like 40% magic, right?

The processor plugs into the hard drive, onto which you have to solder the motherboard, then you lash duct tape around the whole thing and put it in a plastic case and BOOM you've got a compooter.

Either allergies have been compounded onto my sore throat, or I've just straight-up got the flu.

Whatever it is, my nose is completely blocked and my head feels like it's about to explode. I'm thinking about calling in but I know I won't.

I wish I could reverse this situation.

Throat is so sore. The pain is bad enough, but I can't sing while driving and it's making me crazy.

I just heard "Milk and Cereal" in a Kellogg's commercial.

I had no idea it was a real song.

Good news: The Silent Whore Musical is over.

Bad news: No more Unsounded for a week.

Time's the only weapon I have against headaches, medicine never really seems to do anything. And sleeping makes time go by faster than anything else. One time I had a headache so bad I had to call in to work and tell them I was sick. The pain was so bad I couldn't even move without feeling a spike. ...

Finally went to see Captain America.

Not much to say about the movie, but I will mention that people need to have their fucking vocal cords removed when entering a theater, ESPECIALLY children.