AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You'll get a veterinarian's opinion if you take the cat to be put to sleep by a professional anyway. Definitely schedule a visit for diagnosis and prognosis, and if the vet thinks Hattie can be helped and your mother still insists on putting her down, then your mother clearly does not have the cat's...

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY YOU MONSTER.

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Fargo finally (four episodes in, I think) made a connection to the movie. I wasn't expecting one at all but I recognized it immediately and everyone else watching had no idea why I was so excited.

Is the punchline a fart joke?

I wonder if Duane is actually shocked at the amount or if he's just playing along to serve Sette's speech.

Also, I did some VERY loose math (wherein I had to assume a rough estimate of a prostitute's wage), but it sounds to me like Stockyard owes Sette's Da nearly a million dollars.

One beautiful lady ushers him into the afterlife, another one guides him out.

Yeah, I had trouble hearing for a couple days after the show last week. My arms are getting toasty from all the sun I'm getting this week. I got a stupid Panama Jack hat on the cheap to keep my face protected. One more day on this slab, at least. The worst part isn't the work, it's being completely ...

Work for the last two days has consisted of digging ditches and shit else. The property is going to be used for several apartment complexes and, if I remember correctly, the building we're currently burying PVC for has 24 apartments. There's one good difference between this and most other slab work,...

At least I can still have Reese's Puffs.

Man, I wonder why I'm so fat.

It's Mexican St. Patrick's Day.

Somebody in Canada needs to mail me some French Toast Crunch.