AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can't remember if it was Cori or Lambeth or someone else entirely who found this avatar for me.

Whoever it was, thank you again. Just because.

Also a mile.

My dick is a mile long.

Stepdad's family is here for a surprise visit (at least it was a surprise to me, I don't know how long they were planning this but it seems very spontaneous). They're fairly annoying in their own ways but honestly my stepdad is the one really pissing me off. Ordering me around and then getting rustl...

Stockyard clearly has some things to learn, Re: the Khert.

Cutter looks creepy as fuck, like he's getting high from the pain-silver.

Theory: The silver will be used for an assassination, presented as a beautiful gift before it hideously kills the recipient when they attempt to wear it.

I don't even know what a television is.

I think my oldest cat might be on her last leg. She's been acting reclusive for a while, her legs are clearly bothering her, and all day she's been desperate to find a warm, covered place to sleep.

If he gets to pick his own perks, he should take Junk Rounds so he can craft ammo from all the scrap metal he can attract with his magic magnet powers.

They're informal members through Mr. Lite-Brite.

In other words, no. No they are not.

Germany destroyed Brazil in the semi-finals. Five goals in a twenty-minute window, final score of 7-1.

Most of the fireworks I imported went off without a problem, and that's boring so here's the ones that didn't: A rocket failed to achieve proper liftoff and simply jumped into a nearby bush. Didn't explode. Something I can only describe as a pill helicopter skipped around and flew sideways towards a...

When in America, do as the Americans do.

Got my yearly dose of Fox News yesterday. Regarding the reported increase in shark activity, one guy said that great white sharks are the most likely to just straight-up eat (as opposed to "test bite") people, which is about as incorrect as a statement can get. Then another knucklehead said that dol...

Have no fear dear, we're in the clear.