AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've been looking for a movie I saw years ago and I finally found it.

No wonder I had trouble finding it, the name is fucking retarded.

A Malaysian airliner with almost 300 people on it was shot down over Ukraine, near the Russian border. It was almost certainly shot down with a surface-to-air missile, and though everyone involved is denying responsibility, it happened within a region experiencing pro-Russian rebel activity. Both U...

I wish I didn't have a girlfriend in high school.

It was a weird relationship that, in hindsight, I would have been better off without.

Oh god I miss Q3 Arena.

Installed that on every computer in high school so we could have LAN parties at any opportunity.

I replaced the electrical box for the loose light switch in my room.

I am officially an electrician.

Two major appliances have started fucking up since some contractors were here to "renovate" the bathrooms. The A/C started leaking heavily (thank god it still works) and now the water heater isn't doing the only job it's made for. The heater is under the A/C so it seems likely the leaking caused a s...

Oh, we didn't specifically claim that this was a screenshot of our shitty browser app "game" so if you fell for it that's completely your mistake.

The gold's not worth a whole lot considering how much it weighs. There's all sorts of weapons and armor you picked up that is much more valuable.

There's a way to get it all, but it kind of spoils the moral of the story.

Everything is better in French.

Croissant.

Avant-garde.

Ménage à trois.

Film noir.

Dennis.

I look forward to CYOA adventures.

THEY HAD BETTER BE UP TO SNUFF OR SO HELP ME.

Replaying DA: Origins for the millionth time, I finally did a playthrough where I recruit Loghain . It's funny watching Alistair get all pissy when you know some of the extended lore of Thedas. For example, at one point he says that becoming a Grey Warden is an honor and a privilege, not a punishmen...

I always knew there was something fishy about PANK.

Shit everybody already knew that bro.

Swagatar brofist, yo.

I eat like two sandwiches a day, maybe some Taco Bell for breakfast. No big deal.