AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sometimes I forget that it's 2014.

sup

Tell me I'm pretty.

It's not Halloween anymore, someone give me an avatar.

Oh hey it's that guy, who did that thing.

Grandma was in the hospital recently for some minor issues (I'm not pop flyin' about that, just keep reading). She's fine and back home now, but she knew she wasn't going to be up to the task of making Thanksgiving dinner for the family, so everyone was left to their own plans. Mom ended up making d...

A joke around the "office" is that the guy is a fascist.

He's not, obviously, but if the ship he ran were any tighter, there would be no room for passengers, crew, or cargo.

He thought it was hilarious.

I finished a week's worth of work in three days, threw a Nazi salute at my supervisor, and got an erection from a picture of a leaf.

How's everyone else's day going?

Get fucking hyped.

I've got a thing for historical fiction, gangster stories in particular. Imagine my delight upon finding Peaky Blinders on Netflix, a post-World War I fictional story about a nonfictional Irish street gang in London.

I need a hell of an appetite if I'm going to Five Guys.

bodaciously drowning in fries is only awesome in theory.