AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Someone tell Marcato to update the Wall™.

It's older. 12 years, specifically. At least, that's how it's branded. It's the same proof, it's just stronger than I was expecting. Almost threw up right there in the kitchen.

I accidentally guzzled some Jameson Special Reserve thinking it was my regular.

It was not the same.

Not at all.

NW Florida reporting in, years of experience have given me the ability to tell the difference between fireworks and gunshots.

I'd say they're about 50/50 right now.

I finally got Far Beyond Driven, which means I've got all four of Pantera's best albums.

"Use My Third Arm" is just the fucking greatest.

No, scratch that, "Becoming" is the best.

Fuck it, the whole album is golden.

Looks like the silver's not going to make it to its destination.

Or rather, its destination is very soon going to be exactly where it is.

Apparently he just decided yesterday that it's happening Friday. I had to hear from our mother, who is also angry about the lack of notice or planning. I doubt sincerely that he has even mentioned it to our dad. So if he doesn't think it's worth hearing from him directly, then it's not important eno...

Someone fetch that picture of me in a bathtub full of chocolate.

My brother's getting married on Friday.

I just found out today.

I'm not going.

Valbrandur wrote:Thanks to whomever voted me as coolest member. You will be spared.

IT WAS A PUUUUUUUUUUN.

RikuKyuutu wrote:DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO? Award for the Most Fit:
1 Exeres

Who the fuck???

Well, like I said, it doesn't work so I don't really have a choice but to get better at mouse and keyboard.

I'll finally be able to play all my goddamn flying games now, at least.

I'm worse with a mouse, trust me. Especially this one that jumps around for some reason. I bought the controller for other games as well, CS:GO was just the first one I tried it on.

CS:GO is full of camping uber-snipers, somebody help. Really, it gets frustrating when someone just walks right around a corner and no-scopes me like they've had the shot planned, written, and directed by a professional. I had my first positive game today, though, so that's something. ALSO THE CONTR...

I keep forgetting Rahm doesn't seem to have any legs. Also, it's not good that Quigs missed lunch. He's super old right now since he's a Plat; a missed meal could be a few days off his life at this point. I think it's more of a time limit than anything else. Like, "Alright, you're 25 years old, plus...

CS:GO might be fun if I could stop being so shit at it.