AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You guys keep banning me because my opinions are different from everyone else on this forum. You guys never banned ACTUAL TROLLS when I was around. You all have horrible taste in video games. Way to contradict yourself, bro. This calls for another visit from Laughing Flannery. http://img.photobucke...

Squigzog wrote:>He thinks Awkward zombie is obscure.
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Real mature, man.

Hello there. Keep away from Chloe and Nurgle.

British

So is this like Cinnabar's eruption between Gens. I and II, except a lot more explosive, or another eruption, or something else entirely? Find out next time, on Red's Magical Adventure of Spectacularity! >go east, because you lack a bike to go west >Rise with the Lunatone go to bed with the Solrock...

Idiocy

Geez, pace yourself guys, the companions will come in a little while. >an hero -5 Cool Points. >Be the very best, like no one ever was. >Ask nurse what happened Then locate a small, round, grey floating creature with magnets attached to it. Also find a six foot tall kung-fu chicken that can leap ove...

>Enter experienced people to save your booty. >wake up on a boat >Dive back down for the ball. It looked helpful in some way. A strange beeping noise wakes you up. Looking around the room, you notice medical accessories and a girl in a nurse's uniform sitting in a chair in the corner. You try to si...

Explotaro wrote:

Kiyske wrote:Because it has Christopher Lloyd.

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>Search self for weapons/anything to aid you. If you can't find anything, dive under the water and hold your breath to make it seem like you've drowned. You think about what to do next. If you play dead he'll eat you. If you try to escape, he'll still eat you. As you ponder your options, a tentacle...

Because it has Christopher Lloyd.

Sadist

> Take it's tentacles and poke it in the eyes attempting to gain control of it to ride it to shore. As the tentacles shoot towards you, you grab one and bite it. The creature jerks it backwards, nearly ripping your teeth from your mouth, but also dragging you with it. You let go of the tentacle in ...

What the devil is Drain Punch? How does that even work?