AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I shall train my drawing skills only so I can draw a picture of it for Chloe. I'd draw it if people weren't like "OOH YOU HAVE A SKETCHBOOK LET ME SEEEEEE" And also if I were any good at that kind of stuff. OA, when people do that, say "Yeah, I'll let you see it." then smack em in the face and proc...

Stranaton had a communist amusement park. Love it or get put in a shallow grave.

Make several swords for butchering farm animals and the undead.

You just gained +5 cool for that top hat. and +5 more for Them Crooked Vultures.

Chloemew wrote:I don't remember much about Zoo Tycoon apart from me putting a load of giraffes in a tiny enclosure and then letting them loose in the park.

I remember when my old friend first got Zoo tycoon, he made a giant enclosure FULL OF BEARS. AND THE BEARS BROKE FREE AND MAULED EVERYONE.

Fence off entrance.
GIANT ZOO OF PURE EPIC PROPORTIONS.

ZT2 is the best to do that with, because it just is. I would make giant Prehistoric lands, and watch my Triceratops roam about like in the wild. It is so awesome.

New England should sell them because England. Also I never played Rollercoaster Tycoon. I was more of a Zoo Tycoon. Oh dinosaurs, you were so fun to make 5000 eggs, hoard them in a giant pen, let them all grow up, and rampage the park with my pack of PANK Allosauruses. Infact, that's how I found the...

So I got bored and googled Jaffa Cakes.
They look fucking awesome. Shame I probably can't find them in New England.

Sob Sob.

Never eat any school lunch unless its the buffalo pizza because that shit is pro.

Guess I'm not sleeping tonite

he has cow horns
thats all i can say

dammit my brother's nose is stuffed up so he's loudly snoring and it pisses me off. I'm tempted to wake him up and say, "Fucking blow your nose right now, you are snoring."

- I'm 18 Dude I thought you were 13 holy shit. No offense. Confessions, eh? This'll be fun. I have never had an actual girlfriend, had an internet one, it burnt out after stupid shit saying her computer died where she just ignored me for months and cheated on me. I am the dirtiest person you will e...

I've read 1/5, 1/6 of homestuck, and eventually I couldn't get through it. I got to the point where the 3 apocalypse survivor people met the main cast and then after sometime my computer crashed and I lost track of where I was so I just said fuck it.

So much for going to bed early. I hate it when it's someone's birthday because it always entails the common room being packed and noisy and tipsy until the wee hours of the morning and it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact it's directly outside my room and therefore makes it impossible t...