AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh. Uhh, shit. I dunno.

I assumed that we'd be restricted to one character and one character alone.

I guess we could RP in the comics thread, since it's based off of Homestuck n shit. Just make a Homestuck RP thread, because yeah.

Thanks Cobb bro.

Name: Pat Age: 13, I guess? Gender: Male Symbol: Creeper Face with a Tophat. Because fuck fancy pants symbols. Chumhandle: classyJuggernaut Typing Quirk: Says "Fuck" a lot, and talks with a Boston Accent; IE replaces his R's with H's; like "Car" becomes "Cah." Land name: Land of Savannah and Thunde...

I'd rather be a human in all this insane Homestuck Shenanigans, and if were just posting what we'd be in it, then I shall use that randomizer thing-o. Name: Pat chumHandle:retroJuggernaut Symbol on shirt: I'd say, A creeper face with a Top hat tilted on one of its eyes. I guess. Strife Specibus: rif...

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I agree with the Talking Crocodiles.

Aww what. I missed this?

DICKS.

Alas, Bear Grylls jokes are becoming stale. Also, improper grammar is improper.

I assume something along the lines of "I slept with your girlfriend. She said mine is better."

Why, yes. That is a mountain that is 500+ blocks high. Five times higher than any of your puny mountains.

Hey, you nocturnal mofos. Go into the TinyChat and partake in me eating chips and calling Alex fat.

And that is when you end the relationship because your girlfriend is a fucking bimbo.

Yes. And we use the character stories we create via this randomizer.

Don't worry, My prehistoric shotgun that launches scattered creeper pellets will stop the fires.