AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I DONT CARE IM IRISH AND GERMAN AND CAN TALK WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT. I CAN HANDLE MY DRINK.

You pussy.

I'll take a whole keg of whiskey. Fresh from the barrel.

GIT ME SOME IRISH WHISKEY.

You're not perfect.

Next internet meme.

I am now waiting to find out that they will find a rare species of Raptor that had the same feather structure as Peacocks.

KaizoxVaxidd?

Maaaarrrraaaaaccccttooooo~

A classy arbok with tits. Or a corset. Or something. I don't fucking know.

Vaxidd stop being a devilishly tall dark and handsome.

I like the Rule 63. BUT NO ONE FUCKING MADE CLASSY ARBOK 63'd.

And Sandwich, if you want a different avatar. Then change it. Or get an avatar rotator so you can have multiple avatars of things you love.

I'm like, 5'7" 1/2 now, I think. I got pretty tall. My mom is like, 5'8"-5'10", and I'm almost as tall as her. And I'm slightly taller than my dad. Pretty glad I'm still growing.

Then, what would you recommend, Willow?

This feels slightly awkward, yet it doesn't.

2000 posts Vealin.

Is it bad that I kind of want more work? Beginning of the school year, there's no work. I kind of want some steady work.

Dear lord what I am I saying.

Oh wise Bacon, what is your opinion on condoms? Like, would you recommend any brand? Or what. I also kind of don't want to go to CVS and buy 7 brands of condoms.