AWKWARD ZOMBIE

yeah our minimum wage is $7.25 in texas (soon to be like $9 or some shit?) but servers get paid SO MUCH LESS because tips. it's stupid and awful and i feel so sorry for them. we make it a point to tip very well and now we're one of those addresses that the pizza delivery guys fight over lol. they br...

ugh my bil is one of the nastiest people i know and he had this happen to his bathtub faucet when he went to take one of his rare showers. he was telling us about it and kyle and i were just staring at one another like HOW DO YOU LET THIS HAPPEN he never cleans anything either which didn't help. usi...

i've not heard any or seen any evidence of any. i honestly have...no idea how it happened or if she's even pregnant at all (the alternative is simply riddled with tumours but we're trying not to think about that,) but she's definitely pear-shaped and not acting all at all other than a very awkward w...

Wait, is it a cat or a mouse that got pregnant? I think baby mice are called kittens too, its not a cat exclusive word they can be either pups or kittens/kits depending on the area you live in. i prefer to use kittens because it's easier to say haha rats, squirrels, rabbits and a few other rodent s...

so apparently one of my mice got pregnant somehow????

got a week or so til i know for sure. i'll be sure to spam you guys with kitten pictures

yesterday i developed a mysterious rash on the undersides of both forearms

i have no idea what caused it coz i haven't used/touched anything odd lately. my only guess seems to be that it's a chemical the housekeeping used to clean my desk/chair at work and i'm gonna be rustled if it is

i missed the SCP birthday party :[ :[

call me when you're playing cards against humanity again

one day i'll join the tinychat

my laptop is never around whenever i see them posted :p

i just lobbed off my hair into bangs i've never cut my hair ever like i've had some kind of a fringe for years but it's always been really long/uneven but this is the first time i've actually cut it and i'm shaking so hard lol ; ; like i obviously wanted to do it and it looks fine but it's just SO N...

we always stay for the credits...a habit formed from being marvel movie fans haha. we also like to see the names of the voices or actors to put with a face if it's not someone we know already. plus animated films have such adorable credits.

it's the like the reverse of the stereotypical girl complaint: he just doesn't last long enough! haha but yeah no if nothing feel proud of yourself that you can go multiple times! i think it's pretty ballin. so does kyle because then he can be all proud of himself he made me come like 10 times :P

i've seen part of it but i forgot what they all were

i remember though that there were a couple i'd never seen

i bought my first makeup ever today

i'm a big girl now

also i painted my nails and did a terrible job! :D

i'm allergic to penicillin :[ it kind of sucks because it means that i have to take weird antibiotics that make me nauseated whenever i get an infection. penicillin doesn't make me want to barf, but the hives on every surface of my body suck worse i think