AWKWARD ZOMBIE

crazy cat is peeing on the rug now i'm done i'm 500% done

i kinda feel like a failure as a pet owner but i can't handle this anymore its time for someone else to try to do something with her

i am so ready to just throw her outside and wish her luck

actually all the swords are welded to one another so kinda hard to pull apart :T the purpose of the swords is to remind you that at any moment you should shift your weight (figuratively,) wrong (as king/queen) and die (be killed). a method of keeping rulers on their toes. (spoiler: it doesn't work ...

actually all the swords are welded to one another so kinda hard to pull apart :T the purpose of the swords is to remind you that at any moment you should shift your weight (figuratively,) wrong (as king/queen) and die (be killed). a method of keeping rulers on their toes. (spoiler: it doesn't work t...

i used chrome at work for the first couple months i was there then it inexplicably started crashing/not loading/etc o__O

now it's firefox at work too, sigh

Madican wrote:With the average weight of Americans you'd have to roll them off a cliff for them to even get near the flavor of the skies.

i used opera for years til it updated to version 10 and became slow as fuck and super loaded down, just like IE :[ i moved to firefox even though it's ugly as hell haha. i've tried chrome before because i loved that it synced all your computers and wow how convenient is that but consistently through...

kyle does a thing like that when he plays marvel haha when he concentrates super hard he does a weird thing where it almost looks like he's chewing on his lip? but his tongue sticks out idk it's weird i should take a picture next time i see him do it when my mom puts in her contacts she has to open ...

So a friend and I are entering a friends-with-benefits situation. This seems to happen to me more than is reasonable. Anyone have suggestions for procuring condoms and other such goods? I'm not terribly keen on asking my parents, if you can imagine. Go to the store? Oh wait are you underage? Maybe ...

how is your buyer paying p&p ripping you off?? that's usually getting a daisies good deal seeing as that shit gets expensive depending on how big the parcel is i'm annoyed because i'm cold, and i have to mail off a return but i don't want to pay the shipping, my job's subscription for adobe cloud ex...

oh god you just said the magic words

yeah you can get arrested for being drunk on the street, regardless of age. but you'll REALLY get arrested if you're underage and drunk on the street. "underage" drinking is srs bsns here

but really if you live with legal roomates or with cool parents you can drink whenever you want

i've got a bottle of kaluha and a case of little white russians in my fridge i have a feeling it will be a good sunday

A lot of people around where I am see the concept of "dating" as hanging out with a person to see what you think about them. It's rather silly, but it's like you move into the "going out" stage if the pair of you are willing to call each other a boyfriend or a girlfriend. and even then, a lot of ti...

saximaphone wrote:Gotta buy some toys, eh?

hey man

toys are important

the first one really is a poem

its lovely