AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ah. here's to hoping the wee ones are super adorable!

So my brother was a dumbshit and let our un-spayed cat, Cookie out for several days, even though he has been told not to, several times. Now she's going to have kittens, and she's just barely old enough to do so. I mean, at least Cookie is pretty, so her kittens are likely to be also, and this mean...

every concert i ever hear about is sold out by the time i know about it this is like bodaciously crushing my soul DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE LIVE MUSIC??!?! just this year i've missed Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, AWOLnation, the Houston Symphony doing Disney music, and now the Piano Guys concert i...

it's been like 80 and humid all week

storming tonight - it's supposed to be 40 overnight

come ON texas just make up your mind! i'd like to go swimming sometime soon!

It's definitely a rarity stateside, from what I can tell, I've only seen it in a few specialty shops and for some reason the store i work at carries it. ghirardelli? there's shit tons of it where i live haha i can't handle bitter food so i've never liked pure/dark chocolate :'[ i've had varying qua...

quelf is really fun if you've got it over there! also makes a great game to play when you're drinking. i've always loved clue, sorry!, and life. i haven't played a newer board game other than quelf in years haha apples to apples/cards against humanity is really fun though not REALLY a board game hah...

i....i am so confused and annoyed at this person

Lolita wrote:ok how do you know if you got soap up your urethra

it should probably burn at first. drink lots of water and try to flush it out. it could give you a uti if left alone and those suuuuuuuuuck

/squeals

Exeres wrote:You're 30?

god fucking dammit i meant SNES

I'M 22 FUCK

i used to do it in minecraft a lot :'[ luckily the chat is HUGE and obvious so if i saw wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i usually got the hint quickly haha

i'm older than the NES :'D

they really are

until you rescue a cat who has brain problems




speaking of cats a stray cat had a kitten at my aunt's and it looks a lot like my cat that died last february and oh my GOD i want it :[ if only i could find a home for my cat with brain problems

kyle is making an incentive for me to not be lazy and make some fucking sprites

this incentive is with every full character i finish, he buys me a yarn ball

i think he's gonna regret that

my sister didn't get married til she was almost 25, and accidentally baby within a year of being married (rhythm method doesn't work! use birth control, kids.) i've never had an interest in children at all whatsoever (i only within the past year or so have become ok with being around them lol they'r...