AWKWARD ZOMBIE

One midnight I stepped on an empty plastic water bottle and felt horrible (after I had a mini-heart attack) i stayed up a bit later than kyle one night when i had the next day off and when i came into the room about 11pm or so and stepped on a water bottle and he jumped up ready to punch the SHIT o...

hey kids you ever wanted a Jump From Paper bag or purse but cringe at the price tag? http://www.ebay.com/itm/2D-Drawing-3D-Jump-Style-Cartoon-Paper-Bag-Comic-3D-Messenger-Bag-7-Styles-/360570719762?_trksid=p2050601.m2372&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D207%26meid%3D72948...

love is when you think about being without someone/thing and the mere thought of it makes you want to curl up and die because it'd just be too awful. it's not so much a feeling as just a thing that is there that affects your feelings?!?!? idk i believe it's slightly different for everyone love is kn...

i consider the fact that i can run at full sprint for an astounding minute and a half or so a huge achievement. that's how out of shape i was. i actually am in pretty good shape like physique wise but i can't run for very long or my throat closes up. it's kinda weird like i don't get tired or anythi...

Well, for some people it's also because of wishy-washy shit. I know that I hate it when my mom complains to me in private about certain things and tells me never to do it, but suddenly when I'm with friends "What? No! I trust your friends. Why would you say that I don't?" and it never becomes an is...

Exactly, it freaked her out. She couldn't effectively date anyone during high school because it wouldn't be a medium with which to rebel against our parents... generally you WANT your parents to like your boyfriend coz y'know. you may end up marrying them the fact that they liked them making her an...

but

thats the opposite of what should happen...

vanillaware sometimes makes me wonder if they're doing it for boners or as you said, for shits and giggles. like honestly i can't tell sometimes haha they're a bit of an exception, but for the majority of other games the point still stands. they're not so exaggerated that they're caricatures - they'...

the majority of vanillaware characters are like that though. the women (save very few,) have giant tiddies and revealing clothing, and the majority of males have muscles that don't even exist, or they're shota. and cori is right - muscles are a male power fantasy, and big tiddies and booty are a mal...

why can't we just have normal looking characters jesus fuck

my dad won my gba (before anyone else had one!) on a game of the price is right at his company picnic

i am disappointed by the fact that the sound from my desktop doesn't travel well through the house. i want to listen to music while i clean, dammit!

in other news i find it hilarious that i feel the most adorable when i'm completely gross and in my cleaning clothes haha

i always go for cheaper if given a choice heh. typically those are the most annoying too for one reason or another. though i've never really had a problem with mail at all except that i STILL don't have my marriage license because it was "undeliverable" to my parents' house and i am never on that si...

i have ordered zillions of things from overseas and never had to pay an import tax/fee/anything. weird. i've only ever really heard of it happening in other countries too. wonder if we don't have any, or if it's just included in shipping or something?

Marcato wrote:If one more person posts on Facebook today about how April 25th is their perfect date because all you need is a light jacket, I'm going to lose it.

i dont get it haha

it's bloody hot out right now here which means the texas season of whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is beginning