AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I will return in 10 hours time to continue construction of my WIZARD/ALCHEMIST TOWER + NETHER PORTAL NETWORK. And find the stronghold to make the End portal. Someone else can fight the dragon if they want to. They'd better stake a claim because I won't wait forever before I need to gather End Stone....

Staked a claim where the beacon + all the signs talking about my shit are at.

I HIGHLY recommend someone build at 768, 75, 302. It's amazing.

Warning: I think the well top was a safe place, but if you signed out inside the park I think you'll be underground dying in a desert.

Good to hear we'll all be dying in roughly the same place.

If we do pop in inside of a mountain and I'm on before you guys, I'll do my best to clear out your guys' coordinates.

Yeah the Castle map is all messed up. I'll make a fresh world tomorrow, park your character somewhere safe and wait until im online before you log on lol. how is this best done? I'm on top of the "free stuff for newbies" tower by the park. 153, 77, -209 It's above the normal ground level, which is ...

They're both adorable!

Criticisms:
1: Looks like it says "ferget"

2: What's up with that transparency being all weird...?

Dear Server God and King Noff: Maybe instead of putting the old world up, just generate a fresh new one and let us go from there? If there isn't a village nearby, we can just make our own and pop a few villagers into existence (by "existence" I mean "pop a few villagers into Nara's torture pits")! C...

VERSUS

FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

This does potentially mean there will be abrupt and obvious edges between pregenned and new stuff? Unless it's set on a goddamn island, which is apparently Noff's favorite place to cram a server full of people. :U

Had a good laugh going through my base and seeing all the signs CN had left everywhere though. I wonder if he ever noticed I dug a pit under the pool in front of his giant tower and filled it with pressure plates for chickens to walk all over. I noticed this because it was full of zombies making th...

Ha, the chat! I remember that. Good times with bad art.

Ol' Nara Stickyfingers strikes when you least expect it.

Edit: Already mentally planning my new base. It'll be grand. Underground almost entirely. But glorious.

WHen is the reset? I say give it 24 hours to let everyone else sign in and get all their stuff. Dude's beacon, Chloe's entire setup, whatever Turbo has (chickens?), etc. Some people are Brits and Aussies, so timezones and stuff. TOmorrow for reset? Anyway, I signed out on top of the tower that has t...

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Nothing.currently. I'm waiting on my comically oversized dildo to arrive, and then it'll be straaiiiight up there.

That was a joke, btw.

Yeah, the edge is still mangled.

I'm going to miss the 12 stacks of polished Diorite I finally decided to use, though. :/

RIP AZ TOWN
MAY YOUR SEWERS FLOW FREELY IN THE AFTERLIFE