AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"but there are children starving in Africa"

to which every elementary school student said "so mail it to them"

Iwata died. what no ;-; I'll miss him. A lot. :( No more Nintendo Directs ("directly - to you!") or Iwata Asks... A great testament to his dedication and skill in his field was when Pokemon Gold was being developed they couldn't fit the whole game on the cartridge so they asked him and he invented ...

lots of different kinds of wine! It's hard to be definitively against a certain variety of alcohol based on one experience! Especially with wines. A $35 pomegranate wine (brand name escapes me currently)? fucking ace Ravenswood was like $11 and was also pretty good. But tequila can fuck right off fo...

*hides my still-active Neopets account that turned 14 years old last week* my Neopets account is semi-active and turns 10 on July 31st SHAME SHAME SHAME http://i.imgur.com/ICDBOdi.png That's over 8.5 years old. My internet roleplaying hobby started on Neopets then my friend and I moved to Gaia, bec...

that's the member formerly known as Crisp

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

This page fucking BLEEDS my sense of humor, circa 2010.

edit; autoplay warning, i guess

my richard is king

i have even been told it has the heart of a lion

hair was 10/10 in the first picture

slightly anime is better than not anime at all

go out at night with the first hairstyle and return home with hordes of women and men willing to do your bidding, I promise
even more if you wear the scouter scanner thing

oh yes, being in charge of the place is fantastic!

I spend 8 hours a day being the high commander of a gas station/convenience store. I live to ruin the days of "the customer is always right" people.

It's just so stupid. I finally come out to my host family and leave myself exposed and feel like I don't have to hide, and I worked up the courage to even consider coming out to my family, and now it's just like waking up from a dream. I'm gotten nowhere and the dialogue is even more buried because...

fffhsghjdhfshit

That gets posted on Reddit every time someone brings up sleep paralysis and it is just as unnerving every time

Dragoon wrote:I like to roleplay on Gaia

oh no, GaiaOnline. ;-; they did an amazing job of completely ruining their economy, didn't they?

I USED TO BE RICH
Then I leave for a year, come back and suddenly my 3mil is CHUMP CHANGE

oh SHIT Dragoon is back!

I'll bring the drinks, party at Kira's house!

if that shit were real I would buy it in a heartbeat

I hate it when one of my ears will just out of blue quickfade to silence (takes <1 second) and then go EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for a minute until my hearing comes back.


wtf is up with that