AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Magicant is essentially Ness's conscious/mind/heart/however you interpret the inside of Ness Land. I'm pretty sure the Magicant stage in Smash Bros Wii U/3DS is actually the one from the first Mother (or EarthBound Beginnings if you prefer its new US title). That is why I don't get it. Never played...

Blitz Walrus wrote:Fun Fact, Trump is actually in the WWE Hall of Fame.

I didn't believe you, but then...

why

The Donald’s surname — now synonymous with wealth and power

and dickbaggery and "fart"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cSdL5E2ao Every other day I catch myself humming this tune. At work, at home, driving... It just happens. It's my "this is a boring moment, have to make a sound" automatic noise. It's not even, you know, a music track. It's the background music. Not like an epic bos...

I keep telling myself "he has no chance" with every absurd sentence that he speaks... and then he places higher and higher in polls.
Let's move to Nova Scotia and liven the place up a bit. I hear it's dreadfully boring there.

GET IT, SOLLIX?

I bought a bag of Dum-Dums. They have NEW MYSTERY FLAVORS MYSTERY POPS fucking bacon is the nastiest thing I have ever put in my mouth It was like "oooohohohoh~ what is this new delicious mystery fla- VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT" You go in expecting, I dunno, cranberry or something and instead you get SMOKED ...

I blame my keyboard at least 35% for that.

I didn't realize to get a filling in your tooth, you have to be numbed in that area, so I AM NOT prepared for my dentist appointment on Monday. I am super terrified of those needles, even though the pain doesn't last that long. Close your eyes, and prepare for just a little pinch! It's over with qu...

u up? i am ;;;;;;)))))))))) ATTACHED: penis.lol Also, slightly unrelated anecdote: I saw Wreck-It Ralph in college with a few friends of mine. And then we all went back to a friend's dorm room and randomly picked a movie to watch from her shelf of DVDs (who brings their entire DVD collection to col...

pop flyin' Birthdays!

I remember Lolita being adorable and stuff, and I remember that time Chopsticks burned his arm and posted pictures. Yay! The perks of being a senior forumite! (Here comes someone whi joined in 2008 to say nothing but post acolbert)

Angus McLeod: king of doge

The concept and potential of Pixels is incredible... but then Adam Sandler's shitty face latched onto the project and now it can no longer feel love.

is it the Bum Tickley thing? I reverse image searched it and it's a Buckley joke, but I have no idea why it's supposed to be funny or hearken back to the miscarriage at all.

Kira wrote:Oops now I'm poor.

That's cute as fuck.