AWKWARD ZOMBIE

half of my professors have a semester possible point total of like 5000+ (like if you get 5786/5800, then you're a little over-achiever), and the other half has a semester possible point total of like 250. Finish a quiz for one class, get 200 points for 100%! Finish a quiz for the next class, get......

I'm gonna casually redrop a recommendation/reinforce Katie's recommendation for Undertale because really you should play it. Also it's on Steam. bodaciously EVERYONE is recommending this game, but NOBODY is telling me why I should play it or what is good about it. Everyone just says "It's an RPG" T...

the mid-semester spiral downwards into self-loathing and despair has begun

brace for impact, it's gonna hurt when this ship crashes

Perplexate wrote:Linked for big and Binding of Isaac.

You mean this ISN'T official art? It's amazing!

So my Olimar amiibo from walmart.com was delayed

But today I was at the store and they have like 12 of him there so I just called up the website support and had them cancel my delayed order, and then bought him then



I wish he had like 15 more Pikmin piled all over

We just need a Lettuce and Tomato to join and also have been born today.

I have also heard it used that way, but it's pretty uncommon AND from what I have heard of Marcato's family his mom might be a dick. I'm glad mine is direct deposited from (national chain convenience store/gas station I work at). When I worrked at McDonalds it was paper checks and everyone was alway...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh I always miss the fun stuff at work >:C Someone called in a bomb threat (to the convenience store i fucking work in) and the block of businesses on both sides of the street have been evacuated RIP business for us, Subway, and the ambulance station But then a few minutes later they...

As I was getting dressed today I realized something.
It's a little weird how companies put their names or logos on the waistband of underpants.

like, I get having it on shirts or hats or something (even though it would make me never buy your clothes), but why underwear?
Advertisement via dicks?

Bind? Yesterday at work was incredibly terrible. We weren't busy or anything, we just got the crusty shit scrapings of society in the store ALL DAY. I had to mop up after entire families who just dump icee everywhere, I had to clean up after kids and - worse - parents who would just pick stuff up an...

Got a shipping notice from Walmart for 30th Anniversary Mario, but got a delayed item alert for Olimar. :c

Hey, Nintendo announced their new president. Here's from a skype chat because whatever. [3:24:37 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: Nintendo has a new Lord and Emperor [3:24:46 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: Tatsumi Kimishima [3:24:57 AM] Lemmy Ballaché: 65 years old, worked on Wario and Metroid series [3:25:15 AM] Lemmy Bal...

Our internet was out all day while I was asleep. Mom finally called, and it turns out we were in a walled garden all day and she just never tried out ISP's website, or it would have stated that we were blocked due to a DMCA takedown thing. Apparently while I was at work and while my brother was at w...

That's one fucky lookin Greninja.

is your husband single?

i'm not either, but hey.