AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bought new bedsheets on a whim the other day. They are freshly cleaned and just put them on my mattress. So comfy. I can't remember the last time I bought new sheets. This brings me to a grand total of 3 sheet sets, 1 comforter, 1 ancient fleece blanket, and 3 pillow cases. My bed dressing game is n...

Nysted, chairman of the wildlife tribunal in Troms County, told the paper that there was no need to punish the men. “This is a regrettable mistake made in connection with lawful hunting on the outside of the park,” he said. “It was a fatal error, but everyone understands that it was not done at all...

Enough about America! Let's have a show of hands! Who would bang Justin Trudeau? http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/opinion/editorials/2013/04/06/justin_trudeau_is_best_bet_to_renew_federal_liberals_editorial/justin_trudeau.jpg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpg Mmmmmmmm In all seriousness, though, ...

i have been restored to my true form

also I have not played Undertale.

I was at work today and someone got shot a little way down the road. Police officer tried to pull someone over for speeding, but the guy wouldn't stop, so he followed him. The speeder led the officer to the speeder's home, and when they both stopped and the officer got out of his cruiser, the speede...

I would have rolled in all that snow. I love snow aaaa yes yes yes we are NORTHERN BUDDIES. NORTHERN BUDDIES is an exclusive club only for the most snow-adoring people. You must enjoy: - SNOW - MAKING SNOW ANGELS - MAKING SNOWMEN - HUNTING DOWN AND MURDERING PEOPLE WHO SMASH SNOWMEN - SNOW CREAM we...

Suddenly a bench?

Was it over pronunciation? Like "yo-gert" or "yog-urt"? Or like, what yogurt is?

Granny Benson wrote:another bought 16 GB of RAM and an SSD and didn't get a GPU at all

what kind of EXTREME SPREADSHEETS are your friend gonna do, because daisies.

Jeez, it looks like someone punched you in the eyes a few times. ;-;

Is there a... clearer picture of the costume? Hard to see what's going on, really. I bet it does the trick in the dark, though!

Draw a HIGHLY DETAILED ILLUSTRATION of you punching Zoltos in the face. IN SPACE

Five years. That takes me back.

How about a classic request?

Can you draw an Abra doing something cool?

Spore v0.1?

nahhh, they genuinely care about re-election and being career politicians with job security, instead of politicians who care about the people they govern!

That reminds me of how I hate when people say "all opinions should be respected". Like, you don't actually believe that do you? Please tell me you're just expecting people to know when it's obvious that an opinion doesn't deserve respect, or that you think bigotry and harmful views don't count as "...